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Updated; 15 March 2006
Sorry, I've been bone idle and haven't updated for
ages!
The
countdown is now on to the World Cup, can we win it,
who knows?
One's things for certain Sven is bound to score,
there'll be all sorts of secretaries and presenters
about, get in there my son!
Visit the
crew cab page and
see what our resident expert Meathead has to say.
She's training hard just in case she gets the call.

Great
news Wayne Gooney is writing 5 books for 5 million
quid. Don't tell him but someone's already written
'Janet and John'. The mind boggles, fantastic
footballer, but writing you must be kidding!
What about Sven's
replacement? Who'll get the nod?
No More foreigners, stay
English! Give it to Mike Bassett.
If you're
visiting to check out the trial page for the
National Lurcher & Racing Club click on the terrier
picture below

Feel free to
stay and browse my off beat humour

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This site has been designed
to support my writing and in particular my new book,
'Gone to Blazes'.
The book is available direct from
Hayloft
Publishing or online from
Books Cumbria.com,
999collectables.com
or
Amazon.co.uk
to find out more and get a taster, visit the 'Gone
to Blazes' page. You'll read a section which
didn't make the book about a certain 'Bloated
Scrotum'
I dabble with all sorts of humorous writing so check
out coming soon for other stuff I'm busy with.
The site will receive regular updates so keep
dropping in now and again for a laugh or two.
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Cheers,
David Stubbings
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