Site Updated; 15 March 2006

Sorry, I've been bone idle and haven't updated for ages!

 

The countdown is now on to the World Cup, can we win it, who knows?
One's things for certain Sven is bound to score, there'll be all sorts of secretaries and presenters about, get in there my son!

Visit the crew cab page and see what our resident expert Meathead has to say. She's training hard just in case she gets the call.

Great news Wayne Gooney is writing 5 books for 5 million quid. Don't tell him but someone's already written 'Janet and John'. The mind boggles, fantastic footballer, but writing you must be kidding!

What about Sven's replacement? Who'll get the nod?

No More foreigners, stay English! Give it to Mike Bassett.

If you're visiting to check out the trial page for the National Lurcher & Racing Club click on the terrier picture below

Feel free to  stay and browse my off beat humour

Support the Fire Service Benevolent Fund by getting a copy of my book now!

This site has been designed to support my writing and in particular my new book, 'Gone to Blazes'. The book is available direct from Hayloft Publishing or online from Books Cumbria.com, 999collectables.com or Amazon.co.uk to find out more and get a taster, visit the 'Gone to Blazes'  page. You'll read a section which didn't make the book about a certain 'Bloated Scrotum'

 

I dabble with all sorts of humorous writing so check out coming soon for other stuff I'm busy with.

The site will receive regular updates so keep dropping in now and again for a laugh or two.

Let me know what you think via the contacts page, the e-mail account is password protected at my end so don't be shy keep letting me have it!

 

Cheers,

 

 David Stubbings 

I'm also available locally to entertain your group with my experiences,
this won't cost you more than some grub and a pint or two.
All I'd  like is the opportunity to 
sell some books and support the Ben Fund afterwards.

Feel free to e-mail me about this.

 

 

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